please dont make jokes i am a joke and it offends me
March 2012
im not doing anything for april fools day because i think my existence itself is a funny enough joke
omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free
like seriously how can you not like fall in love with fun ghoul yeah hes a killjoy but hes fucking hot and he can handle a gun which makes him even more hot hes just omfg swoons
- me: how is it possible to have a favorite song
- me: how is it possible to have a favorite album
- me: how is it possible to have a favorite member
- me: what do you mean they're straight
- me: say they're 'just a band' one more time
- me: no i can insult them as much as i want but you can't
- me: wat. its totally normal to cry over bands
- me: gay gay gay gay
- me: they are the most perfect human beings
- me: age doesn't matter
- me: i need concert tickets
- me: why don't they ever come to this country
- me: what do you mean you like them too no you're not allowed they're mine
- me: cries
it sucks when you’re obsessed with a band and you wanna tell the whole world about it but no one gives a fuck so you try your best to shut up about it