wow i thought that would work better

kush2loud:

saying something horrible that hurts someone and saying “it’s my opinion” is like hitting someone with your car and saying “it’s my vehicle”

you can’t do whatever you want with it

proudchristianmother:

queefjerkey:

proudchristianmother:

haters to the left

but this is pointing to the right

omfg im really tired im crying

youknowittoo:

when your friends start listening to bands you recommend and you feel just

milanlucheck:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once

infinityonsigh:

OH DARLING OH DARLING OH DARLING

OH DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW

DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW

DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNO^{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O^{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}OW

DOES HE KNOW

DOES HE KNOW

DOES HE KNO^{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}OO_{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O^{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}OW  

like-ya:

hey baby,

if it’s not too much treble,

i’d really like to ‘B’ with you

… naturally.

geeisfranksbitch:

I am Toro Ray my hair is as straight as my sexuality.