brendonboydurie: can you imagine “she had the world” as a hardcore song ryan ross like shredding on stage and then he’s liek LET’S OPEN THIS PIT UP I DON’T LOVE YOU IM JSUT PASSING THE FUCKING TIME
andysjedibraid: hey I just met you but what bands do you like
nosdrinker: tumblr meetup on the surface of the sun who’s in
lordfaptaguise: remember that one episode of jimmy neutron where carl got pregnant in the butt with an alien baby
pullupthepoor: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: ohmyachingsushi: kanayafempreg: guys can be feminine without being gay guys can be feminine without being gay guys can be feminine without being gay guys can be feminine without being gay guys can be feminine without being gay guys can be feminine without being gay guys can be feminine without being gay Also of note: Women can be...
i assume everyone who mutually follows me to be my friend until i see their follow forever
javelining: it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
headfirstforyolo: whenever i see a recent picture of quinn allman i have a moment of silence for what his hair once was
thatsmoderatelyraven: when i make people laugh thats like my favorite feeling id rather be really ugly and the funniest person ever to exist than pretty and boring
sighiero: ‘what a catch donnie’ alternatively titled ‘what’s the best way to make our fans commit suicide’
pilkopants: no please ‘homophobic’ and ‘religious’ are not synonymous just no no
troyyy: Myspace meetup in walmart bathroom at 3am dont tell anyone just show up and come blindfolded
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
hotbabysitter: So I’m at Starbucks and there a table of girls with dip dyed hair and I whispered summer bloggers and they all hissed “humor blog” at the same time
troyyy: troyyy: going outside! nevermind
dekutree: no those are my friends you can’t just meet them through me and be better friends with then than i am no stop it i saw them first