July 2012
fehlen:
some people actually don’t think about food all day and eat only when they’re hungry
are you as shocked as i am
rel-ecno:
losing friends to people you helped them meet
shiningstardust:
When you take your plate out of the microwave, and the food is still ice cold but the plate is like 8000 degrees
gabesaportaspenis:
ithipscene:
gabesaportaspenis:
there’s always that one member of the band which you just don’t care about quite as much
it’s always the bassist
no
garardwey:
regular
whisper
seriously
SCREAMING
AM I WHISPERING SERIOUSLY OR SCREAMING REALLY LOUD
frenchnepeta:
THE POWER WITHIN
planetarystop:
changing my icon makes me feel like a fresh new person you know what i mean
pizzaforpresident:
microwavepizzaoven:
shavingryansprivates:
what if instead of saying “go fuck yourself” we said “go drink a cup of milk”
that’s not a punishment
neither is fucking yourself
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
